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Apr 16 Reblogged

Apr 16 Reblogged

wekillitwithfire:

wekillitwithfire:

wekillitwithfire:

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

morning shower

night shower

okay new requirement you have to defend your answer

me and the one other person that voted morning shower we are in this together

Apr 16 Reblogged

matthewpond:

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Got an embroidery machine and made a character from the dnd campaign im in real

Apr 16 Reblogged

ramdomcitizen:

memewhore:

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A dad joke and a haïku? What a treat.

Apr 16 Reblogged

vimbry:

an MS paint doodle in the style of the tumblr tag viewer under a post, which has 3 replies, 876 reblogs, and 962 likes.  the first series of tags is a blush emoji, followed by, "#I #would like to say something #but I wont."  the second series of tags says: I want them on me like a flock of hungry pigeons descending upon a discarded takeout box.ALT

my favourite tumblr phenomenon

Apr 16 Reblogged

mokeymokey:

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

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Apr 16 Reblogged

micoven:

No, I don’t know a single thing about a single celebrity. But this fictional man? this extremely sad, traumatized man? Why yes, I hold an encyclopedic amount of knowledge of him in my silly brain. Why do you ask?

Apr 16 Reblogged

froginapicklejar:

puipui-official:

“Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”

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Apr 16 Reblogged

ackee:

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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Apr 16 Reblogged

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

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weekend plans

the context here is that we were both autistic kids in the same middle school (circa 2012) who had the same reaction to emotional issues- to fucking fight people. since we got in trouble a lot for this we decided that instead of being angry at other people we would be mature and wait until after school before fighting each other. usually this involved name calling and being jackasses but often would result in wrestling/hitting if one of us was pissed enough. then we would walk home and chat about our day. it was very emotionally fulfilling and probably helped us out more then special ed ever did.

we kinda stopped doing this in highschool but remained friends, and our moms are friends also. they know we used to fight almost daily and think it’s real mature + kind of cute because at the time we were emotional WRECKS who were not afraid to lash out at others, so waiting until after school was a “huge improvement”. this meeting was just wrestling for old times sake. Platonic wrastlin between Two Dudes.

Apr 16 Reblogged

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT

Apr 16 Reblogged

teacupfulofstarshine:

caffeinatednecromancer:

Whoever is taking care of the Dimension 20 wiki is keeping track of all the names for Kipperlilly.

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the devil works hard but the dimension twenty wiki editors work harder

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